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In preparation for the last episode of “As the Dick Turns”

Also known as “The Chronicles of Sookie’s Fairy Vagina” I have everything I need already prepared. Booze, wine, peach vodka (yes I know those both qualify as booze but I just wanna let yall know I’m not fuckin around), low carb chili (kind of defeats the purpose when you’re drinking but who cares).

Hopefully all the True Blood characters will end up on Game of Thrones and then D&D will have something else to keep them busy…..

To all my fellow True Blood fans: It’s been a shitshow… it’s been fun, but good god it’s been a fucking shitshow.

'It looks like Kit Harington might have gotten away with getting a trim recently, though.'

Oh, really?

'Yeah, for a film. The internet kind of exploded about that: “Oh, no, Jon Snow’s hair is gone!”'

Yeah, he looks like a baby in those photos! [Laughs.] But no, that’s a wig.

'Oh, okay. Because you know how he is about his hair.'

Everyone he meets knows how he is about his hair! [Laughs.] I mean, Kit is, like, obsessed with his hair. He’s always talking about it. Like before premieres and stuff, you’ll see him in the mirror curling his hair, putting ringlets in his hair. He’s going to kill me for saying this. [Laughs.] He’s very protective about his hair. Understandably! It should be insured, I swear.

Sophie Turner on Another Me, Kit Harington’s Hair, and Why Sansa Is Like Gollum

To similarly slake people’s imaginations, when young actors like Harington sign up for a show like Game of Thrones, one common stipulation in their contract is that they are obliged to disrobe as required. Harington sees this as, in principle, perfectly fair and proper. “It’s only right, if you’re going to make a show where nudity and sex is a large part of it, that you be a part of that.”

So you’re happy to brandish your manhood if so commanded?

He pauses. “I wouldn’t say I’d be happy about it.”

But you would do it?

Another, longer pause. He looks up at me as though I’m walking him into a trap. “I’m not saying. Because I don’t know. It would have to be fucking well deserved.”

Kit Harington on nudity….
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