I absolutely adore the “I just woke up and literally fell out of bed hungover with my hair standing on end and I look like a pale drunk beefy frat boy” look on KH. I just can’t get over how ridiculously ridiculous that picture is. I love it.
I know I’m weird shutup alright.
I feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with me today, because I had to get up at 7 this morning, I’m functioning on broken sleep thanks to running here and there today, and I am in bitch on steroids mode.
Don’t fuck with a woman who hasn’t had her precious 20 hours beauty rest.
Everyone is going to die.
Couldn’t take anymore. And wow it works, so yay me!
I totally went in my bathroom to drain miz muffin and as soon as I sat on the throne I started belting out the theme song to Good Times.
Kalimadevi ladies and gentlemen. *bows*
"Because they write stupid shit."
Let the church say amen. I swear to god if yall don’t stop writing dumb ass statuses on her and every other social network cuz you don’t have shit else to do I’m just gonna slap the almighty out of you. Stop it. I don’t care if you’re filing your big toenail or douching. Just stop. Thank you for that video for reminding me of all of this.
What do you know of this pleasure?
Laughing at that last post, because I always have this internal conflict between zen Kali, and the Kali you probably don’t want to read you, like ever.
Besides sometimes that little devil horned Kali gets heavy on my shoulder, and she has such a great ass, I’m so tempted. lmfao