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It really bothers me when girls, even grown women, think sex is all about sucking dick. Or equating sucking dick to like… a full sexual experience.

Anybody can suck a dick, and nothing is at all wrong with having a dick in your mouth, but give me a man who knows how to please ME with his mouth, and his dick, and his fingers. And creativity is always a plus.

It ain’t all about the man and his dick, is what I’m trying to say, ladies. You have an entire body he can work on.

impryceless asked:

dear best friend

Dear Best Friend,

You’re like a sister to me and you’ve always looked out for me in one way or another. Sometimes I feel bad because I feel like I haven’t been able to return the favor, but believe me you’re in my thoughts and my heart. I’m also sad that I haven’t been able to see your mini you, yet; she looks just like mommy, beautiful.

I won’t make promises that I can’t keep, but if and when I’m able believe me whatever I can do for you in return for all you’ve done for me, I will. There aren’t a lot of people who have genuinely had my back in life, you already know my family situation is  a joke, so it means a lot to me. If I had a million dollars I would fly you out here right now. You were there for me and for my daughter when she was doing backflips in my belly, and you were there for me even in the times when I was perhaps… not as smart as I am now. I will love you forever. Just know I am thinking of you all the time, even if you don’t hear from me, you’re in my thoughts.

One of the most important lessons I ever learned was: Don’t tell everybody your business.

And I’m going to tell you why. 1. NOT EVERYBODY IS YOUR FRIEND. And even if they are your friends you should still learn how to close your damn mouth. People will use you and use everything your loose lips set free, as ammo and they will talk shit about you just as soon as you turn your back.

2. Nobody fucking cares. If you don’t have anything to talk about, it’s okay to be silent. No one cares when you last picked your nose; nor do they care the last time your pet turtle passed gas. And people are haters and jealous cunts by nature. Not all… but there’s quite a few. Furthermore people are petty as fuck. And then get mad when someone else is being petty.

What I share on here is what I choose to and what I don’t share isn’t any of anybodies damn business, because you’d be surprised how many people read what you post and say nothing, as opposed to the ones who just keep scrolling, which is just fine by me. And if you think what I share is too much? I used to share a hell of a lot more, and then I stopped. Because people only care when it’s convenient for them, or if they can get something out of it. But I do still share my thoughts on here, when I feel like it. But if I don’t, don’t worry about what I’m doing. I don’t need to broadcast every second of my day and neither do you.

And I’m not referring to the random tumblr posts, I’m talking about people who generally overshare because they think someone gives a damn. Oversharing is dangerous, save yourself and go meditate or something.

It’s okay to shut the fuck up, sometimes.

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