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I wonder if Tara is going to pull a “surprise bitch, bet you thought you’d seen the last of me” just as Eric turns into a pile of strawberry jello.

I hope Eric and Jason bang for real before he turns into strawberry jello.

I also hope Tara’s mama gets a new wig before the season is out because that helmet is killing me.

I also wonder how many times I’m going to see Sookie’s boobs and her doe eyed confused lost puppy face before the show is over.

This season of True Blood should be called “Stupid People In Large Groups: Don’t underestimate them” or “When stupid people panic and make really bad decisions” or “Sheep: All it takes is one moron with a big mouth to convince the entire flock because nobody can think for themselves.”

Sorry….. got carried away with the last one. *eye roll*

And in other news the train wreck that is True Blood starts next week

If you ever want to know what happens when you make a tv series based on a book and then completely derail the storyline, watch this show.

I have a feeling this is the path GOT is headed down if D&D don’t stop with their bullshit.

I don’t even know why I still watch True Blood, that show is such a disaster….. maybe that’s why I watch it. Maybe that’s why this is the last season.

I hope they show Eric Northman naked again.

But can we talk about Sam being a mayor and a soon to be baby daddy. And Sookie and Alcide finally happening, though. And the fucking Hep-V Zombie Vampires…… BTW the gov. DID NOT create Hep-V, if you remember in season 1 or 2, there was a vamp that had hep-v or something like that, and Sookie read his mind. Oh yeah… and Arlene is a riotch biotch now and apparently owns Merlotte’s now???


ok everyone needs to CAAAAAAAALM down Eric did not die. hes not dead they would have shown him TRUE DEATH STATUS like they did with russel nora and steve and that one crazy vampire that was into tara and lorena and queen sophie anne TRUE DEATH = MUSH and we saw no mush HE IS NOT DEAD hes not he’s not he’s not. no fucking way.

But that is definitely a penis. 

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