“Fish piss and sand in your cooch.”
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I’m not in the True Blood fandom, but omg this fucking gif. I caNNOT STOP LAUGHING. (gif not mine)
One of the funniest scenes in the entire episode.
A guide to safe-sex by Arlene. Yes, boys, put Mr. Happy with a raincoat on, ALWAYS, unless you want alien babies.
Alien fairy babies that turn into insta-toddlers when you feed them after midnight.
“Where do you think you’re going?”
The only thing that irritated me about this scene were the underlying notes of “it’s the woman’s fault if a man cheats/sleeps with her.”
(Source: elle-subterfuge)
New and improved BILLITH 2.0
Now cleaner, with less bush and more giant forehead.
Side effects may include immortality and a slight God Complex.
Insta-Toddlers Everybody!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! #TrueBlood Andy Bellefleur for the fucking win.
This may be one of the only reasons I still watch the show…..
Holy Shit!
Andy Bellefleur’s got insta-toddlers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remind me to never have alien-fairy freak babies…..
#TrueBlood #TinyHumans #TeacupHumans
