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My Blu Tinted Glasses: White Supremacy FAQ.


1) Where are the white scholarships?

A: Oh goodness, you haven’t been able to find them? Try looking up “scholarships”, most scholarships aimed at European countries, most sports scholarships aimed at winter sports and things like lacrosse. I’m sure you’ll find just what you need. :D

2) Where is the WET (White Entertainment Television)?

A: My, I’m not sure how you could’ve gotten lost on this one. Well, it does depend on your exact service, but I think that you should find all channels except…BET, Centric, and UPN at certain times of day to your liking. :D

3) Where is White History Month?

A: Oh that’s every month, sweetheart. Are 12 months not satisfying? I mean, I’d make more, but there are only 12 months in a year, so…

4) Where are the classes for White Studies?

A: Oh, we renamed that. It’s now called History, Psychology, Sociology, English Lit and Anthropology.

I hope I’ve been able to help you with your white supremacist needs today. Please send an email if you need to know where anything else is.

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